At a recent Sarah Palin book-signing in Columbus, Ohio, conservative Canadian Marg Delahunty (of the TV show “22 Minutes”) said to the former Alaska governor: “I just wanted to ask you if you have any words of encouragement for Canadian conservatives who have worked so hard to try to diminish the kind of socialized medicine we have up there.”

Delahunty was pushed out of the Borders outlet as Palin tried to answer the question, but later, in the parking lot outside, Sarah Palin told Walsh to “keep the faith because common sense conservatism can be plugged in there in Canada too. In fact, Canada needs to reform its health care system and let the private sector take over some of what the government has absorbed.”

Earlier in the day, Sarah Palin supporters were asked why they support her. They didn’t have a bunch of fancy answers about politics, they just think she’s a “Real American!”

Liz Cheney, daughter of former Vice President Dick Cheney, told Fox News that President Barack Obama should not accept the Nobel Prize, but give it to the military instead “because the US military is the greatest peacekeeping force in the world today.”

On C-Span’s Washington Journal this week, Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK) proved that climate change is a “hoax” by stating: “God’s still up there.” Take that you fancy pants scientists! Screw you Al Gore!

Two million “Real Americans” took their country back on 9/12/09. We defeated health care for all Americans, we won! We defeated the Kenyan! 50 million uninsured and climbing! USA! USA! Higher health costs for all! USA! USA! Rationed care! USA! USA! Overflowing emergency rooms! USA! USA!

Appearing on Fox News, Kristan Hawkins, Executive Director of Students For Life, explained how the Obama health care plan would kill her cute little white baby “Gunner” and how babies in Britain actually die while waiting in long lines for doctors.

“Real Americans” gathered at the Buttfuck, Kentucky Town Hall to exercise their 1st amendment right to shout down Democrats and their 2nd amendment right to bring rifles to scare Democrats. We are proud to say that our Senator Mitch McConnell will not be supporting health care for any of us!

A recent gallup poll revealed that 68% of Republicans reject the theory of evolution. The bad news is 32% believe in evolution! What is wrong with 32% of this country?

Lately, gun accidents have been on the rise, but we can’t blame our most precious possession, guns, or our most precious freedom, gun ownership. Don’t blame the gun!

The world was stunned when Alaska Governor Sarah Palin announced she was going to resign. What was she thinking? is she crazy? Yep, crazy like a fox! Here’s the inside scoop!

A sassy 14-year-old girl who was texting sexual messages and pictures to older men was tasered by the local police. Amazingly, she now claims to be a “victim” because she had get some stitches in her head from the taser.