Appearing on Fox News, Kristan Hawkins, Executive Director of Students For Life, explained how the Obama health care plan would kill her cute little white baby “Gunner” and how babies in Britain actually die while waiting in long lines for doctors.

“Real Americans” gathered at the Buttfuck, Kentucky Town Hall to exercise their 1st amendment right to shout down Democrats and their 2nd amendment right to bring rifles to scare Democrats. We are proud to say that our Senator Mitch McConnell will not be supporting health care for any of us!

A recent gallup poll revealed that 68% of Republicans reject the theory of evolution. The bad news is 32% believe in evolution! What is wrong with 32% of this country?

Lately, gun accidents have been on the rise, but we can’t blame our most precious possession, guns, or our most precious freedom, gun ownership. Don’t blame the gun!

The world was stunned when Alaska Governor Sarah Palin announced she was going to resign. What was she thinking? is she crazy? Yep, crazy like a fox! Here’s the inside scoop!

A sassy 14-year-old girl who was texting sexual messages and pictures to older men was tasered by the local police. Amazingly, she now claims to be a “victim” because she had get some stitches in her head from the taser.