Millions of people around the world are mourning the passing of suspected child molester Michael Jackson, who loved having little children over to his house for “sleepovers.” It would appear a lot of these so-called “mourners” don’t have jobs or just wanted an excuse to get out of working!

In a 219-to-212 vote, the communist Dems (and some fake Republicans) in the House passed the so-called “American Clean Energy and Security Act,” which will be the biggest tax that Americans and our precious oil companies will ever have to pay in the history of the nation!

Rep. Michele Bachmann has bravely said she will break the law in refusing to complete the 2010 Census that will be put together by the left wing commies at ACORN. On Fox News, this patriot reminded viewers that the census is what America used to intern the Japanese during World War II (which wasn’t a bad idea at the time, but is not a good idea now!).

Pastor Al B. Damned’s soul stirring sermons will make the most hardened sinner wet his or her pants! Enjoy burning in hell where the devil plays ping pong with your testicles!