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Entertainment

New Cartoon Series for Kids: Blowing Up Planned Parenthood

New Cartoon Series for Kids: Blowing Up Planned Parenthood »

Are you tired of all the junk and trash on TV for kids? Here is a new animated TV series where children learn good old fashioned family values. ...

July 5 2009 / No comment / Read More »
Millions Mourn Child Molester Michael Jackson

Millions Mourn Child Molester Michael Jackson »

Millions of people around the world are mourning the passing of suspected child molester Michael Jackson, who loved having little children over to his house for "sleepovers." It would appear a lot of these...

June 27 2009 / No comment / Read More »

World News

Liz Cheney: Give Obama’s Peace Prize to US Military At War »

Liz Cheney: Give Obama’s Peace Prize to US Military At War

Liz Cheney, daughter of former Vice President Dick Cheney, told Fox News that President Barack Obama should not accept the Nobel Prize, but give...

Oct 11 2009 / No comment / Read More »

Sen. James Inhofe Disproves Global Warming: “God’s still up there” »

Sen. James Inhofe Disproves Global Warming: “God’s still up there”

On C-Span’s Washington Journal this week, Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK) proved that climate change is a “hoax” by stating: "God’s still up there." ...

Sep 27 2009 / No comment / Read More »

Fox News: Obama Health Care Plan Will Kill White Babies! »

Fox News: Obama Health Care Plan Will Kill White Babies!

Appearing on Fox News, Kristan Hawkins, Executive Director of Students For Life, explained how the Obama health care plan would kill her cute little...

Jul 25 2009 / 2 comments / Read More »

Rep. Paul Broun: A Public Health Care Option Will Kill People! »

Rep. Paul Broun: A Public Health Care Option Will Kill People!

Rep. Paul Broun is practically a prophet! He knows that a public health care option will kill people and said so on the...

Jul 11 2009 / No comment / Read More »

Local News

Former Business Owner Starts Over at Walmart as a Greeter »

Former Business Owner Starts Over at Walmart as a Greeter

They say you can’t teach an old dog new tricks, but don’t tell local Buttfucker Joe Six Pack. He recently was hired at Walmart, at age 65, as a door greeter. “I feel like I’ve had a lot of experience at home, I’m always...

Jul 2 2009 / No comment / Read More »

Pastor Writes Children’s Book: Why Did Grandma Go to Hell? »

Pastor Writes Children’s Book: Why Did Grandma Go to Hell?

Pastor Al B Damned of The First Baptist Church of No Exception has written a children’s book, “Why Did Grandma Go To Hell?” Pastor Damned says the book is a way for parents to lovingly explain eternal damnation. “This book will help Mom...

Jul 2 2009 / No comment / Read More »

Local Boy Joins Army to Capture the 9/11 Terrorists »

Local Boy Joins Army to Capture the 9/11 Terrorists

Buttfuck, Kentucky has lost more young people in the Iraq War than other town or city, but that didn’t stop 18-year-old Buttfucker Billy Ray Sixpack from joining the U.S. Army. “College just takes too dang long and then you get out, there might not be...

Jul 2 2009 / No comment / Read More »

Pastor Al B. Damned’s Soul Stirring Sermons! »

Pastor Al B. Damned’s Soul Stirring Sermons!

Pastor Al B. Damned's soul stirring sermons will make the most hardened sinner wet his or her pants! Enjoy burning in hell where the devil plays ping pong with your testicles!...

Jun 26 2009 / No comment / Read More »
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Crime

Sassy Teen is Tasered in the Head by Police

Sassy Teen is Tasered in the Head by Police

A sassy 14-year-old girl who was texting sexual messages and pictures to older men was tasered by the local police. Amazingly, she now claims to be a "victim" because she had get some...

Jul 12, 2009 / More »

Politics

The Real Reason Gov. Sarah Palin is Resigning

The Real Reason Gov. Sarah Palin is Resigning

The world was stunned when Alaska Governor Sarah Palin announced she was going to resign. What was she thinking? is she crazy? Yep, crazy like a fox! Here's the inside...

Jul 12, 2009 / More »

Guns

Gun Accidents on the Rise, But Don’t Blame Guns!

Gun Accidents on the Rise, But Don’t Blame Guns!

Lately, gun accidents have been on the rise, but we can't blame our most precious possession, guns, or our most precious freedom, gun ownership. Don't blame the gun!...

Jul 12, 2009 / More »

Science

68% of Republicans Don’t Believe in Evolution

68% of Republicans Don’t Believe in Evolution

A recent gallup poll revealed that 68% of Republicans reject the theory of evolution. The bad news is 32% believe in evolution! What is wrong with 32% of this country?...

Jul 12, 2009 / More »
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